Take Care of Yourself this Summer by



Journal Notes

Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents
are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink
bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like
that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.



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